Poems and Poetry

Saving Money – Paying for Sex | A Poem by G.S. Katz

I see myself as a value guy
Not cheap, not necessarily frugal
But value oriented
Translation: I buy in bulk and pay modestly for sex

It’s not what you think
No toothless hookers by the Lincoln Tunnel
Or third sex trannies either
No, I buy my sex from me, ultimate value

When I buy sex from myself
It’s a sure thing
No expensive dating, no let downs later
Value always wins, you gotta hand it to me…

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